Diesel’s Variation of Godwin’s Law
“as an internet discussion about bill o’reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving falafel or loofa approaches one.”
“so anyway i’d be rubbing your big b–bs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda’ kissing your neck from behind…and then i would take the other hand with the falafel thing…”
“aw cr-p, there goes diesel’s variation of g-dwin’s law.”
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