diet


a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure
diet should not be in your vocabulary.
a word used by large food corporations to decieve old/fat women and men into believing their product is actually remotely healthy.
diet c-ke, diet pepsi, etc.
a permanant eating lifestyle. almost all americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight – such as a “protein diet”
many americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.
a form of torture, hence “die” with a “t” at the end
oh man, i shouldn’t be eating so much ice cream, i’m gonna have to go on a diet.
n. a food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.
atkins, jenny craig, high carbs, low carbs, all protein, no protein, no red meat, no starch, no sugar, etc.

steve: hey want to go eat some food?
janet: no thanks, i’m on a diet.
dare
i
eat
this?
i use the diet method to lose wait by asking myself “dare i eat this?” before i eat anything.
the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow
today:
i am sooo like fat!!! ima go ona diet for realz for realz. no more coco for me, ya heard!
tomorrow:
ummmm…them chips look good as h-llz…. f-ck it, im already fat, why dont i live a little?? (chomps on chips)

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