diet cock
refraining from having s-x but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.
friend: “are you having him tonight?”
you: “no. i’ll have a diet c-ck instead.”
1. (informal.) diet c-ke
2. an unnaturally small p-n-s, usually found only on midgets.
1. hey danage gemme a diet c-ckage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet c-ck ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)
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