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  when someone gives you so many facts that you cannot remember. in brannan’s we got facted’ today.

• Factinion

  factinion is a blend of “fact” and “opinion”. if everyone believes it to be true than it must be a fact. mike: dude, everyone wants to bone your mom. ryan: no, that’s a lie. mike: no, it’s a factinion.

• factbrary

  (opposite of liebrary) someone who has all the facts about everything. someone who knows most every useless sports trivia fact. someone with all the answers. man, he sure knows a lot. yeah, he’s a real factbrary i would say.

• factchecker

  someone who stops you mid-sentence to check your facts with a hand held device. the factchecker didn’t believe what i was saying, stopping the conversation to immediately consult their iphone for confirmation.

• Granogurt

  a meal consisting of equal parts granola and yogurt, usually bought at a whole food store and eaten by “granolas” “hippies” and the folks that carry their own shopping bags to the store. granogurt

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