diet peach snapple
the best and most addictive snapple. if you drink 2 or more bottles you’ll be up for the night.
diet peach snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.
a crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. and some tea too. and no calories. it’s basically jesus in a bottle.
1: dude i just got hit by a car.
2: dude! why?!
1: diet peach snapple in the road….
2: worth ittttt.
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