diet sex
s-x with a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with s-xual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological -ssociation between the two.
when she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have diet s-x with her boyfriend until she -rg-smed and her hunger subsided. she would only let her boyfriend have s-x with her when she had exceeded her weight-loss goals. she had developed such a strong psychological -ssociation between dieting and s-x that she would have an -rg-sm when she was hungry, or when her weight or measurements decreased.
Read Also:
- Butt Sore
used to describe someone who has trouble taking a joke, especially a joke that most people find funny. dennis was b-ttsore, he wanted to remove a definition that used his name on definithing.com. being upset about something trivial michael j is so b-tt sore right now being in a generally grumpy mood and/ or getting […]
- Carpisan
the art of being like a koi carp yet mildly human. having spent his childhood in the company of the koi, it was fairly obvious his state of being would be carpisan.
- Apatow
the act of masturbating while watching something on tv that is not masturbatory fodder. named after hit filmmaker judd apatow who confessed to jon stewart that he had pleasured himself while watching stewart’s interview with weekly standard editor bill kristol. friend 1: did you watch conan last night? friend 2: yeah, but i apatowed his […]
- Butt-swish
the act of “swishing” your b-tt from side-to-side on the corners of a rounded shower. this is usually practiced with a partner. she was doing the b-tt-swish in the shower today, so i joined her.
- butt toast
flatulence. used in the descendents song “enjoy”. i queefed, enjoy smell my bombs, enjoy make the most of my b-tt toast enjoy, my good friends, enjoy