Diet Sprite


created in the 1970s, diet sprite was coca-cola’s countermeasure against pepsi’s foothold on the gay community. essentially, it’s a caffeine free, sugar free, fat free, and taste free carbonated beverage. there is no drink more synthetic known to man.
“i’ll have an extra-large meatlovers pizza, some breadsticks with extra garlic sauce, a large order of teriyaki chicken wings, and a small diet sprite.”

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