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DIFTL

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  to be differently gifted. that dude is difted!

• dousched-upon

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• handipoop

  taking a p–p in the handicapped stall. “erika just handip–ped.” “adam, just take a handip–p if there aren’t any stalls open.” “my handip–p clogged the toilet.” also see p–p

• 9jizz

  9j-zz is when you j-zz in your pants immediately after opening 9gag. these people fap to rage comics and think they are gangsta after using meme phrases like “like a boss” “forever alone” “fap,fap,fap” in public. matteo: so this guy was like the boss? robbert: lolololol like a boss #yolo jenna:ugh he probably just 9j-zzed […]

• ^9K

  it’s over 9000!!!! vegeta says his power level is ^9k

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