Digby
the act of canceling plans .
hey man didn’t you have plans with tom?
bro tom pulled a digby on me!
verb. derived from sir digby chicken caesar a drunken tramp character played robert webb in that mitch-ll and webb look who steals beer and cigarettes in an entertaining fashion.
the act of acquiring free drinks whilst drunk. much like minesweeping this may involve simply picking up leftover drinks or stealing but whereas minesweeping is often a last ditch effort from an out of pocket drunk digbying is considered more of a sport requiring cunning and ingeniuity from it’s players.
similar to a d-ckensian style pickpocket the average digby-er may use techniques such as distraction, persuasion and trickery to acquire their target drink.
hayley: oh i’m so hungover, why do i feel so awful??
garrath: you were on a digby session all night, god knows what you were drinking and you nearly got punched by some crazy scottish lady.
hayley: good night then?
paul: where did stacey get all those shots?
charlotte: she’s digbying… she flashed her b–bs at that stag do in exchange for sambuca.
paul: oh.
thick, spazzy r-t-rd.
digby hospital was a mental inst-tution in exeter, devon. sadly, it was closed down in the late 80s/early 90s.
(spoken with tongue rolled up against bottom lip)
urghhhh, digby!
or
ken, you are a total digby!!
the love of my life 🙂 honestly the defintion of making me giggle and laugh till my abs hurt!! i just want to be with him forever and ever and ever and ever and ever! he is the defition of cute,handsome, hot, funny and sweet! and i really hope he is reading this right now and smiling 🙂 heeh u are forever my lovey digb-mmmy! pooopooopooo <3 love always and always! mwah! just want to kiss him all day!
sweet like chocolate and cheese!! digby 🙂
Read Also:
- Dinkleganger
a doppelgänger, but much, much smaller than the person they look like. as in, peter d-nkledge from game of thrones proportions. best used when referring to the long lost tiny twin of a defensive lineman, doorman, or other stereotypically large person. dude, i just saw the fridge’s d-nkleganger on the quad. a doppelgänger, but much, […]
- dirty decade
when nine people have s-x with on woman. three of them have they’re d-cks in her vag, three in the -sshole and three d-cks in her mouth at the same time. mostly performed by the french, germans, and brazilians. ben: holy sh-t dude, did you see that dirty decade on the live stream last night? […]
- doctor
an idiot savant who fancies himself a genius. he is a great doctor but thinks he is a financial genius. that is why society pays him 20 times the average salary so after he p-sses 90% of it away we don’t have to deal with homeless doctors. someone who puts up with an ever more […]
- Donyl
an insecure middle aged woman who still lives with her parents and is delusional about reality. donyls are overweight despite their drug addiction and they are consumed by insecurity and low self esteem. they latch on to any man that gives them the time of day and program themselves into believing that even the most […]
- Double Stuffed Buff
a way of clarifying wether or not some one is referring to a buff “best ugly fat friend” or a buf “best ugly friend”. the name is given for the two f’s found in buff as buf has a single f. hey have you met alexis’s new buff? i think so. is she a double […]