DiGiacomosis
noun. an extremely volatile and epidemical virus that is rapidly spreading throughout high school football teams on the eastern seaboard. this is usually s-xually transmitted, although it has been heard to spread from excessive friendlessness. some symptoms include: a fiendish addiction to ravoli and spaghetti, dressing like a guido, lowering of the iq by 15% or more, decrease in the amount of friends by tenfold, shirts that are 2-3 times too tight, a strong desire to lift heavy objects, the urge to teabag friends in their sleep, and a vampire like thirst for grabbing n-ts-cks. if you, or anyone you know is experienceing these symptoms, call your local da (digiacolics anonymous). also, talking to a plate of raviolis is a sign that the disease is in its final phase.
infected people can be heard saying the following:
“why are you grabbing my b-lls”
-“i think i have digiacomosis”
“i just got a body wax”
“i need more sauce on these ravilois”
“i dont understand why i bought this peacoat”
“ey ohh the dog wants some spaghetti”
“want to come over to my house and wear b-llb-gs while we do plumbing work”
“ill show u mine if you show me urs”
“im not gay if i just did it once”
“stop squirming itll only take a second”
“is it warm enuf in hear for you or should i take off my thong and start the revolution”
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