Digiovanna
a beautiful, attractive, amazing family. they all have a great sense of humor and are extremely welcoming. one of the daughters, jess, is model material. the other melissa, is the most amazing girl in the world, but doesn’t give hugs. she secretly loves rob, but won’t admit it. she is really weak and needs to workout but despises physical activity. one day she wishes to pursue a relationship with frank but once again, is too afraid to admit it to anyone. she has a a wonderful friend through all the hardships of her life named lauren who is funny and outgoing and is a great friend. beccerzzz the third daughter is a stuck up female dog but lovable… sabrina, the youngest daughter is in love with general hospital and has a close friend marina who is a freaking boss and is cool. so where was i, oh yeah, melissa , aka blish, is so beautiful. she should dye her hair blonde though but she doesn’t because then we might die because she would be drop dead gorgeous. when she grows up she will live in a cardboard box with a santa clause hat with her dreamy husband, rob. her goal in life is to become a football playing king in sp-ce, but that will never happen because that requires too much physical activity. she showers every 3 days and the reason frank calls her “untapped” because she has so much hidden potential in every aspect of life that she is too afraid to show. she wears bandeus on a daily basis and doesn’t eat meat. ps, hers was brown.
stranger: who is that awesome girl over there?
rob: oh thats my wife, melissa digiovanna.
digovanna. a lovely family of 4. it consists of gary (gasper), rosa, vincent (big vinny /vindeez), and gemma. gary, is f-cking boss with hilarious stories about him doing illegal things. he likes bold shoes that stand out. and he’s amazing at beer pong. rosa is a beautiful young woman who loves pitbull. she is very wise and suggests that melissa marries her smart cute and funny bestfriend, robby. vinny has swag and the biggest pinky i’ve ever seen. gemma is adorable but extremely aggressive so don’t get on her bad side. she is known to scratch, kick, and bite. their dog jack-ss is a p-ssy who cries and loves humping kylie. so where was i? oh yeah, melissa should def marry robby because he would treat her like a queen and knows how to make her smile (she laughed a lot when he made this). rob hopes to one day marry melissa so that he too can be a part of this great family.
ps. i love you melissa <3
digiovanna quotes
gary: f-ckin' gonna hook up with these girls, f-ckin' we had 3 guns on us, we got f-ckin' arrested.
rosa: vinny ya gonna make a girl so happy someday.
vinny: it looks like a flamethrower
gemma: the ieas the queen
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