Digital Enema
a fancy yet amusing term. it basically means to defrag and delete a ton of files on your computer after you’ve acc-mulated a large sum of useless cr-ppy files you no longer desire to have (or are getting in the way of important stuff).
bob: dude! my computer is running slow as sh-t! and i have so much cr-p on there i can’t find half the files i need!
joe: i think it’s time you give your computer a digital enema.
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