Digital hypochondria
a special type of hypochondria in which one has the constant and irrational fear that their computer is infected with a virus, despite multiple anti-virus programs repeatedly finding that nothing is wrong.
those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.
jim: look, if something was going on, norton would have said.
dwight: shut up, jim, i know something’s wrong…
jim: look, your computer doesn’t have a virus!
dwight: shut up!
jim: you’re have digital hypochondria. you need to see someone about it.
dwight (ignoring): come on, mcafee…finish the scan….
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