digital mumbling
when someone is so inebriated that their texts are garbled, reading like phonetic renderings of a drunken fratboy.
see also, drunk texting
nikki’s texts started out quite coherent, but as the drinks caught up with her, they descended pretty quickly into digital mumbling.
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