Digital Shower
dig’i’tl show’r adj.- the act of acccidental -j-c-l-t–n or accidental deflection of s-m-n on ones keyboard while masturbating.
bro, last night i was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. oops
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