digital teabags
digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones.
“oh johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags” she purred, moistening her lips. johnny shrank back in horror as her (continued on page 19)
when you get ahold of someone’s cell phone, take a picture of your nutz and set it as their wallpaper. everytime they get a call your junk is rubbing against their cheek.
sally left her phone out at the party, i digital teabagged her, now i call her randomly, she still has no idea.
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