dijeridouchebag


a general negativism created by combining the australian aborigine instrument, the dijeridoo, and the negativism douchebag into a portmanteau.

this can be used on people of any origin, not just restricted to australians or those of australian descent.
dude: that guy just cut me off!
dude’s friend: i saw that. what a dijeridouchbag.

-or-

dude: excuse me, my battery’s dead. i’ve got the jumper cables, but i need someone to jump me. could you give me a jump?

douchebag: i sure could…but i won’t.

dude: wow…you’re a dijeridouchebag.

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