diktesla
trying to make friends off of an anonymous message board, often times attempting to become more than friendly with a poster of the same gender.
hi forum friends. i’m here, diktesla. you guys are my best friends. maybe we can all do the nasty at my place. i luv my boys.
a person that eats 3 big macs for lunch and 3 baconators for dinner. weights 375lbs and can’t fit inside most cars.
diktesla eats 3 big macs and 3 baconators a day! extra cheese and bacon please!!!
a fat slob that’s never had a date in his life. looks for friends on a message board. has mrs doll as his companion.
diktesla has mrs doll in the p-ssenger seat as he enters the local mcdonald’s parking lot. paints mrs doll’s lips red!
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