Dild
a phalic instrument used for self-stimulation.
ross, you’re such a f-ckin chocolate covered dild! go back home and do the jack off! g-d d-mn, what a f-ckin -ss ramming c-ck f-g…
1. a word often used in a phrase to express despair at a dire situation.
2. also can be used as a way of insulting someone, or inferring you don’t care about their whingeing.
3. can be used as a random comment.
“oh man, that sucks the dild.”
“go suck a dild.”
“dild.”
a dude whos head is in the shape of a d-ld-. usualy this person is uncordinated and runs into walls horizontaly, has very, very white skin and hates negros
shot dilds you chump, how the f-ck did you manage to get that bruse
the lazy way to say “d-ld-“.
yo, shut the f-ck up, or ima smack you with your sisters dild
1. to m-st-rb-t- (literally and figuratively)
2. to waste time doing a pointless activity
1. when milo’s parents left the house he decided to venture to the bathroom and dild for 10 minutes.
2. why dild a perfect day away watching television?
the quick way to say “d-ld-“. this is mainly because it’s quicker and easier to say while still retaining the full effect of the word d-ld-.
this can be used for insulting or general use.
“dild isn’t even a real word!”
“yes it is greg, don’t be such a stupid dild.”
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