Dildis
someone who is such a d-ld- that they’ve actually evolved into something more, a dildis.
1: “hey, did you see that kid throw up all over that girl after he did a beer bong?”
2: “yeah, i bet you he feels like a real dildis”
what drew pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his -ss everyday.
someone is attempting to steal the dildis.
1) plural of d-ld-. same as d-ld-s.
2) citizens of d-ld-, new foundland
“she didn’t just have a d-ld- in her bedside drawer, she had dildi – a pink one, a black one, a 10 inch long blue one, and one hooked up to a battery charger. it was then that i knew our time together would be short and sweet.”
“we are dildi”
1. s-x toys in groups of two or more. 2. d-ld- in the plural form.
i opened the drawer and to my surprise, there was a plethera of dildi.
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