Dildo-ass
the repercussions of a night of gay s-x; the feeling in which your -n-s is in pain after being penetrated.
1. “charles can’t make it to cl-ss today – he has horrible case of d-ld—ss after getting drunk last night.”
2. “i don’t know what’s worse – the fact i have such an incredible case of d-ld—ss right now, or the fact that it’s the way i found out i was gay.”
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