dildo bill

talk show host who has garnered popularity amongst the illiterate, uneducated and mostly southern folk by championing religion and professing a dislike for african-americans and hispanics.
was accused of serious s-xual offenses yet has somehow weasled out of public -n-lyses by filibustering and accusations of unpatriotism. has a penchant for sticking loofers up his unusually large -n-s and despite his conservative nature, has h-m-s-xual tendencies.
his pasttimes involve lynching, cross burnings, and anonomous authoring for kkk.com but mostly, he spends his evening harrasing his collegues on the phone. it was noted by several of his co-workers that d-ld- bill spoke with an unusally high pitched tone whilst on the phone but a lawsuit brought about by a subjugated coworker revealed that this phenomenon was a consequence of a vibrator stuck so far up his r-ct-m that it tickled his voice box.

according to a leaked doc-ment from the mayo clinic, d-ld- bill suffers from low self esteem – an affliction stemming from the possession of an unusually small p-n-s, and the resultant impotency.
this has manifested itself in an extremely unpleasant, uncouth, aggresive personality and a propensity to hurl insults and saliva at anyone in the vicinity
perhaps most telling of d-ld- bill’s anomalies is the fact that he was once registered as republican.
d-ld- bill: you know why this country is going down?
hispanic guest: enlighten me
d-ld- bill: because of sh-t skinned -ssholes like yourself infiltrating our borders. when was the last time you took a bath

guest: american really needs to reflect on her foreign policy…
d-ld- bill: let me tell you something. hippies like you need to be lined up against a wall and shot. simple as that.