Dildo Faggins
a flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners meriodoc, f-nnyf-ck, and pippin tookitinthe-ss to destroy the evil ring around his -n-s.
“and thus d-ld- f-ggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of sodoman the white.
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the h-m-s-xual hobbit. short and ill-tempered, d-ld- f-ggins is a true -sshole. a d-ld- f-ggins also has several h-m-s-xual tendencies, and can’t handle his weed.
name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked “there and my backend again” also known as “lord of the c-ck rings”.
d-ld- f-ggins was very proud of his nephew froho f-ggins
a (male) fan of fantasy books, movies, etc. who – while not necessarily a h-m-s-xual – is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.
d-ld- f-ggins over there was the only 19 year old trick-or-treating in our neighborhood this past halloween, dressed in his legolas costume.
a raging h-m-s-xual who is under the height of 3ft. usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.
wow dude… you’re freakin gay… and very short… you a regular d-ld- f-ggins!
a man who uses a d-ld-. usually gay.
hey d-ld- f-ggins, what are you doing with that d-ld- in your -ss?
a little suburabn hobbit, lives in his hole scouring thee internet for hobbit p-rn and games
d-ld- met with his wizard friend robby his gay orc friend kyle and his awesome kool hf warriors
a h-m-s-xual male; sometimes expressed as just “f-ggins”
–after bilbo baggins from j.r.r. tolkien’s the hobbit
“f-ckin’ d-ld- f-ggins…” –said under breath to oneself, refering to a gay man who has become a nuisance.
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