dildo farmer


any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. the expression dates from the 19th century, when d-ld-s were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
alex: dude, check the dirty fingernails on that d-ld- farmer!
graham: don’t be disrespectful man, she’s certified organic.

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