dildo sack pie
the result of hastily extracting a d-ld- from a partner’s -n-s and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
my girlfriend was about to climax so i got nervous and pulled the d-ld- out of her -sshole, resulting in a d-ld- sack pie. i had to wash my b-lls for an hour.
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