dildo shit
exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the r-ct-m in the cl-ssic phallic shape.
there are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered d-ld- sh-t; just ask pro baseball player george brett, or look up ‘george brett’ on youtube to hear his incredible p–p tale.
the d-ld- sh-t is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
george once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, “may all your sh-ts be d-ld- sh-ts.” it was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. shortly thereafter, george went into the sushi bar’s facilities to paint the town brown.
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