Dildo Thief
usually a very s-xually irritated youngster. a pervert and a creepy douche. their actions usually include some of the following:
1. not many friends
2. jerks off. a lot.
3. spends a lot of time on the computer with p-rn or world of warcraft
4. fantasizes about friends’ parents.
5. steals others belongings such as d-ld-‘s, s-x toys, bras, or panties.
if someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the d-ld- thieves.
alec: dude i am freaking out!
mitch: why?
alec: jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom’s panties!
mitch: oh… i should’ve known he was a d-ld- thief when i caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. sorry…
d-ld- thief pervert creepy
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