DildoDay
1. having a d-ld- inserted into a person’s -n-s and keeping it their all day. 2. preforming daily activities with a d-ld- in a person’s body.
i had a d-ld-day and now i can’t get the d-ld- out!!
like p-ssover or thankgiving d-ld- day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. originially, a tradition of the incas, d-ld- day is now a household holiday.
celebrations of d-ld-day are private affairs.
this year we will celebrate d-ld- day alone!
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