Dildopotamus
a d-ld- so large, one could find easier ways of inserting a hippo instead. usually a gag gift, but you know if they make it somebody can sure the h-ll use it. as a derogatory remark, something (person, animal, thing, etc.) may be called a d-ld-potamus in reference to the fact that besides looking like a d-ck, otherwise, they are useless.
i ordered some s-x toys off the internet and they left this giant d-ld-potamus on my doorstep.
if you dont quit calling things a d-ld-potamus in front of the baby, shes going to wind up saying it.
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