Dilexia
(n) a disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (cl-ssrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres…) lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.
to test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. if the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
“steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street.”
“thats because he has dilexia”
“oh that explains everything then, i’m glad you told me”
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