DILF
1)acronym for “dad i’d like to f-ck”
2)a heteros-xual female’s version of a milf (see milf)
that father is quite a dilf, if i do say so…
dads i’d like to f-ck
i’m 47,,,i was told by one on my sons 20 something friends (female) that i was a dilf. i had to ask,,,,,
kewl for me eh?
dilf = dad i’d like to f-ck; a dad you’d like to f-ck
see: stephen colbert
there is nothing like a dilf
dad i’d like to f-ck
a hetero girl or gay boy’s version of milf(mom id like to f-ck)
generally in college campuses or diversified fraternities
the dilfs were slim pickin’s at dad’s day this year.
extremely good looking dad who probably has a huge d-ck and i would like to have s-x with over and over again
aka–mr. pesta
the hottest dilf is mr. pesta. he and i had crazy animal s-x after he tucked nick and billy into bed last night. god he has a nice d-ck.
we all know guys love m.i.l.f.’s, moms i’d like to f–k. so now girls can use this, dads i’d like to f–k.
while picking up my brother from track practice, i spotted one s-xy d.i.l.f. dropping off his daughter.
same as milf (mom i’d like to f-ck) but for a hot dad (dad i’d like to f-ck)
girl, check out that dilf by the swing set!
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