dilly-bar

the act of falling off of a height and landing, -n-s first, onto a fence post, steel rebar, or the like. the name refers to a popular dairy queen frozen treat in which a stick is stuck straight into a dallop of ice cream.
did you hear the story of the guy who jumped into a ditch full of water and dilly-barred himself on a fence post? dude now sh-ts out of a hole in his neck.
a foolish, silly, stupid or otherwise unreasonable, annoying person. may be used affectionately.

drawn from a combination of the meaning of “dilly” (foolish, stupid), and the dairy queen treat, the dilly bar.
my neighbour locks his bicycle up indoors…what a dilly bar!

you bought a what? dear, you’re such a dillybar sometimes!
when there are two males and one female, the female first gives oral to the first male. who -j-c-l-t-s in her mouth. the female keeps it in her mouth while giving oral to the second male. effectively coating his d-ck like a dilly bar.
“dude, we should totally give her mom a dilly bar”
when you sh-t in someone’s mouth (preferably a nice long one), then make them give you a bl-wj-b.
george was bragging earlier that he gave mich-lle a dilly-bar, i didn’t know she was into that kinda stuff.
a fat army specialist who doesn’t know he is being put down / picked on. also clueless to the world or job at hand.
he’s such a dilly bar, he doesn’t even know we are talking about him.
n: see d,p-n-s, love pole, c-ck
the b-tch sucked my dilly-bar
the encasing of the p-n-s inside of ice cream or frogurt, then proceding to have intercourse (may be oral)
same scenario as a chli dog only improvised with ice cream, instead of chili.