Dilly Wacker
p-n-s, d-ck
my mom walked in when i was playing with my dilly wacker!
a long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.
redneck mom:clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.
clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.
redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
clevis:no ma!!!
(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)
clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.
is the main producer of a commodity that b-tches love called wackj-sm.
well known bed time story told to young b-tches in hope they will abstain from s-x. instilling fear that their v-g-n-l cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackj-sm.
that b-tch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackj-sm ‘cough’ sl-t
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