Dilusionist
someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. they always harp on about pulling “fitties” all the time; “riding all night long” and having great “footballing vision/skills”. realistically everyone knows a dilusionist’s life is duller than an old grannies’ haemorrhoid infected -ss, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!
my mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. what he didn’t realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers……the man’s a f-cking dilusionist!!
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