dim

someone not very bright.
“what a dim fool.”
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to beat up nerds
look at those nerds! let’s dim the sh-t out of them!
the opposite of ‘bright’.
1) little tim is rather dim because he can’t spell very well.

2) the room’s kinda dim; you might need to change the light bulb.
slang for high, or under the influence of cannabis.
let’s go get dim.
d-ck in mouth syndrome; refers to the awkwardness that results when you run into someone whom you’ve preformed oral s-x on, but are not in a relationship with. can also refer to a one night stand, someone you’ve had s-x with once, but you are not friends with them, or in a relationship with them. can be used by either men or women.
when we were at the bar, we ran into someone you’ve given oral s-x and my friend asked me, “what was that about?” and i said “dims” and she said, “ohhh”
dim is not a noun, but a verb. to ‘do a dimmy’ is simply to pull off any feat of mere awesomeness.

generally related to alcohol and women related activities, one achieves a sense of ‘dim-ness’ by successfully completing an act of gloriousness, leaving the crowd in awe.
to dim is to be a lord of alcohol. to wear toga’s, and have levels play as entry music upon your entry to every single place you attend. to have the g-ds of beer happily shine down upon you. dim doesn’t even get drunk, alcohol gets dim’ed.

they say only one man has thus far been able to achieve such immortality. legend states most eastern religions believe him to be the messiah.
others call him by his birth name, the one and only david outrata.

dim is not only a lifestyle.
dim is a legacy.
no joke, he just completely pulled a dimmy, and slammed down an entire slab, before having s-x with the entire oakland raiders cheersquad!
dims is an extension of the phrase ‘martin is dan’s dad’. dims stands for ‘dan is martin’s son’. it follows many variations of the phrase, including msid (martin’s son is dan), ddim (dan’s dad is martin), fodim (father of dan is martin), somid (son of martin is dan), etc. likewise it is possible to become obsessed with these words, leading to random shouting of the acronyms (and -ssociated words like ‘hall’ or ‘father’), withdrawal symptoms and writing the aforementioned phrases onto anything that comes to hand.
mum: ‘have you done your homework?’
obsessed child: ‘no, but dims, so… fodim hall son midd radar!!!!!’