Dimitar Berbatov
a sub-par, a mediocre soccer player from bulgaria. skills include scoring pre-made goals, a knack for scoring from an offside position, and just picking up loose b-lls in the box to score for his club manchester united. days as a starter are counted, due to the signing of new star javier “el chicharito” hernandez at old trafford. a mystery in english football is why manutd signed such a b-m like berbatov
fan 1: “did you see man u’s game yesterday?, they tied 0-0”.
fan 2: “with a b-m like dimitar berbatov up front, how do you expect us to score?, its ok, don’t fret, because chicharito hernandez will be here soon to tear this place up”
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