Ding Ring


a term used to describe the white etched ring that appears just above the label on beer bottles. it is caused by the bottles knocking together while contained in a beer box. this phenomena was first noticed by the germans around 1947 and the phrase almost defeated “deutsche mark” as the name for the common german currency.
dave: i hate ding rings so i drink from a can.
matt: you’re a p-ssy, dave.

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