dingis
n. a low-functioning nimrod.
is ralph eating paste again? g-d, that guy’s such a dingis.
the little thing that is between a man’s legs that becomes quite large; either in the morning or on a tuesday. it has a mind of it’s own. it usually becomes aroused when it sees females or adam morrison.
for some reason, dirty dave’s dingis becomes more irresistable on tuesdays!
use in the place of any word meaning ‘p-n-s’. also a name to call your best friend.
worm, your such a dingis. dang, now thats one huge dingis.
more than one dingus
gah yall are a group of dingi
said after a mistake to the person that made the mistake.
jim broke the neighbors window, he is a dingis.
what a r-t-rded little brother calls his w-ng
it’s my dingis
dingis is the word given to a type of baldness that is usually seen in males over the age of 40. a man (or woman) has a dingis if they are bald at the front and centre of their head but still have some hair on the sides (behind the ears) and at the back. the strip of hair usually forms a u-shape or horse shoe round the back of ones head.
it is often the stage of baldness before one becomes a clean baldy.
sam: ‘look at that blokes dingis!’
james: ‘oh boy, he’l be a clean baldy soon!’
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