Dingle Dongle
the air force rotc defint-tion of the drawstring on ones ptu (physical training uniform) shorts.
cadet 2d lieutenant malarky: “cadet w-ng, your dingle dongle is hanging out. fix it!”
cadet w-ng: “yes sir!”
cadet 2d lieutenant malarky: “cadet w-ng, why did you join af rotc?!”
cadet w-ng: “sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circ-mventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. this cadet wants to be another sh-thead lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee senior ncos that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience.”
cadet 2d lieutenant malarky: “ain’t that the truth.”
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