dingle hopper

a “ho” who “hops” from “dingle” to “dingle” meaning she/he jumps onto p-n-s after p-n-s after p-n-s after p-n-s in quick succession.
“you know, after i broke up with my boyfriend i think i’ll just be a dinglehopper for a while.”
a fork. best described on the disney movie the little mermaid.
this here dingle hopper is for eatin’.
the name scuttle from the little mermaid gave a fork
i am the little mermaid, i think i’ll comb my hair with my dinglehopper
a fork
i am using a dinglehopper to get this pea ball
someone who hop’s from dingle berry to dingle berry
dani is a dingle hopper
a derogatory term used to call “beach people” or people who live on the beach or on the coast. the word originated from the movie “the little mermaid” and has since migrated into a foul term used to call the locals in a beach or coast city. it generally can mean a few things, such as: moron, b-m (beach b-m), low life, it also can refer to them as being stuck up or ignorant.
customer: “excuse me miss, what kind of candy do you have in this store?”
beach lady: “all we have is salt water taffy, what else is there?”
customer: “omg you are such a dinglehopper.”

or

person 1: “oh hey jim, how have you been?”
jim: “good, just got back from my giant beach house 6 months ago.”
person 1: “g-d you’re such a dinglehopper.”
the name that bird from the mermaid movie gave a fork, which he then shoved up his -ss.
man, ariel is so f-cking hot. if i were a cartoon, i would have jumped her when she walked out of the ocean naked, and i would have inserted my dinglehopper into her snorfblatt, if you know what i mean.

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