dinglecracka
a dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have s-x in their parents home when the house is empty. the lights go off and her sh-t-covered thong is left on the floor. when they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. since the lights are off, the girl puts the sh-t-covered thong on backwards. therefore, the sh-t-covered thong is sucked into the v-g-n- crack; aka the dinglecracka.
*alex and nick have s-x in alex’s room*
during intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. they rush to put clothes on and alex puts her thong on backwards.
nick: that was a close one! your dad almost caught us.
alex: i know, that was really scary. so scary i didn’t even realize that i put my thong on backwards.
nick: oh noooo! did you just give yourself dinglecrackas?
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