Dingy Mop
a old woman’s very hairy old gray v-g-n- and overgrown taint the overgrowth looks like she’s shaking an old, dirty mop head around.
i’m scarred for life brooohhh. i just walked in on my gramma douching herself on the toilet and all i saw was her dingy mop. i feel sick.
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