Dinner Sweats


when you hold in a p–p at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.
i was trying to be polite but was nerve racked by the dreaded dinner sweats.
the kind of sweats that are appropriate for dinner attire
sw: “is the bad that i’m going to change out of these sweatpants into my pajama sweatpants?”
rw: “no, not at all. those are ‘dinner sweats.'”

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