Dinner Table Widow (DTW)
a person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarr-ssingly alone to finish off your meal; this circ-mstance often requires that the dinner table widow (dtw) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, “do people think i got ditched mid-meal??” the humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. btw, i wrote this while i was a dtw, in an attempt to look like i was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. d-mn it.
hey: are you gonna be gone long? i don’t wanna end up a dinner table widow (dtw).
yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. i was a total dtw.
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