Dinner with the Cosby kids
where you take a large chunky dump into a bowl. from there, you add copious amounts of flintstone’s fruity pebbles and chocolate milk. ideally, the logs of stool will float to the top of the bowl and collect fruity pebbles on the surface of each stool log, resembling a small dark child wearing a colourful sweater like a small cosby child would wear. then proceed to eat the unholy meal you have prepared.
having dinner with the cobsy kids helps keep my bones strong!
eating dinner with the cosby kids covers all the food groups.
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