Dinosaur Meat
dinosaur meat is the toughest meat there is. everyone knows that…i mean dinosaurs were b.a.m.fs (bad–ss-mother-f-ckers).
dinosaur meat is a rare commodity sold on the black market.
dinosaur meat may be a rare delicacy now-a-days but cavemen had tons. cavemen struggled to eat it all the time.
dinosaur meat can be compared to off brand beef jerky that you get from wal-mart for fifty cents cheaper…even though you know you should have gotten that jack links kind.
“dinosaur meat is so tough that i chipped a tooth”
“this beef jerky is so hard i feel like a caveman eating dinosaur meat”
guy#1: “dinosaur meat sure would hit the spot right now”
guy#2: “too bad neither of us have dental insurance”
“this beef jerky is so tough that i feel like i just killed and jerkied a dinosaur”
girl#1: “i might be high but (best way to start a sentance) …i know what cavemen went through eating their dinosaur meat”
girl#2: “what?! you’re definitely high.”
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