Dinosaur-Riding
the word, “dinosaur-riding” which came from college humor, is the act of having intercourse with a semi-conscious person who then p-sses-out due to the amount of alcohol in his system. if his “solider” is on high attention, the female, in her drunken & h-rny mood-state will still use him for his body and nothing else…since he’s knocked-out & all…it’ll be great for her in the time being….and he won’t remember a slight bit of it…..until the morning after, when he wakes up to a headache and a random chick he hooked up with last night…
-nick & becky sloppily kiss while they making their way to nick’s bed, they also take off articles of clothing. nick falls on the bed first, while becky slowly gets on top of him. nick belched away from her before advancing, then he begins to slowly close his eyes. becky, says to nick, “don’t you go asleep now…” she says in a drunken-slur, “w-, w-, wait, i’m feelin’…good…but…i’m feelin’ kinda tired…i don’t know why?” says nick. after 5-minutes of fore-play, nick p-sses out…but his “solider” is in high attention, becky gets an idea and gains a mischievous look on her face…happy dinosaur-riding , nick…
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