dinosaur your mom
1. (v) vicious s-x act performed by decimating a nasty chick’s -sshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the sh-t out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter’s superior might over the powerless prey.
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of mobil 1 extended performance motor oil.
1. jamie is such a sl-t, i dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ….and then there’s this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!
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