Dip Bomb
when a person chews tobacco in the form of snuff and spits into a container. the container of spit becomes a dip bomb when the person leaves and forgets the container. the dip bomb is then found several days later by an unsuspecting victim when it is spills, or when a parched victim unknowingly takes a swig while -ssuming that the fluid is the liquid labelled on the container. the swig usually causes the victim to drop the dip bomb causing it to erupt the contents everywhere. when a dip bomb is detonated, the person is usually not around to clean up the mess, forcing the victim to endure the aftershock of cleaning up the mess.
victim: where is jo?!
friend of victim: i don’t know. what’s wrong?
victim: he left his spit bottle in my room and i accidentally knocked it over while i was cleaning my desk! it’s all over my desk and my keyboard! it’s even in the carpet and on my shirt!
friend of victim: -laughs- yeah… he went home after we had been drinking all day and i found what i thought was a half a beer. i took a drink and immediately “spitted” it out and started throwing up. i dropped the can and it got on my carpet too. it’s like a dip bomb.
victim: that’s the second time he’s dip bombed me! i’m gonna get him back, somehow.
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