diploma
flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the inst-tution. makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.
successful adult: diploma, eh? yes. yes. i remember getting mine. you know, i work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. oh, well. enjoy your diploma. yep, those were the best years of my life.
a paper that says that you’re still a f-ck up, but now you can work
rory: dude! i just got my diploma
robert: sweet dude, now your just a f-ck up with a piece of paper sayin your good to work
(noun) – obtained through educational courses, can be used to escape the ghetto if obtained at a school of higher learning (trade school, community college, college, university).
“dawg yall wanna c my ged?”
“no, i have a graduation ceremony to attend, at which i’ll receive my diploma.”
“wurd”
“you are still a f-ck up, but now you can work” paper.
rory: “i thought a diploma was like a drama force field” robert: “nope, sh-t is dumb”
rory: “that sounds about right, it should be called your still a f-ck up but now you can work paper”
robert: ” sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word”
rory: “i’m calling the dictionary people”
a reward in the form of oral s-x, recipient can be male or female.
i’ll give you a diploma.
you deserve a diploma.
you’ve been a naughty girl, come here for your diploma.
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